For £25 I'd be expecting more than a blowjob... You haven't really researched this very well but feel free to continue - I'm mildly amused (and retribution shall be mine).

Right - thats it. There are certain lines that should not be crossed, certain errors most heinous that should not be made and certain acts that deserve the highest punishment in the land.
And you just made one of them. Thats my tour-name. You can't run far enough or fast enough to avoid me, and there isn't a hole deep enough for you to hide in.
When I find out who you are then Scouse playing "Car" will seem like a fun thing to be on the other end of. Flatliners shall look appealing after what I'll do to you (and make you swallow!!!). The illegal stick is now going into my bag to come up and play, along with diverse other implements of torture (egg whisks, peeler, BBQ tongs and skewers).

The Devil himself will look at what I've done to you and be afraid.

You're mine...

Since i am going to die any way. All i can say is bring it on old man and i hope you have an army with you because there is nothing you can do to me to make me feel sorry or guilty and there isnt a twat wrap strong enough and i lay down the gauntlet there for you sir in short you have nothing in fact you have less than nothing you have Sando.

This should be fun to watch

Thats another one...

Well, you'd better find out cos I'm also counting up the number of flatliners you'll be drinking next time I'm around...
Aren't I nice.

You know wot they say you gotta be cruel to be kind, except in your case sicass where youre just cruel to be cruel and i like it.

What can I say... Its a gift I have.

I know - she said mine is much bigger than yours (five...)

7. If I cant count properly I may as well take advantage of it...

Well, you're obviously too stupid to be able to write and/or spell properly so that does narrow the field of contenders somewhat...

That will only aid in making the situation more ugly.

When Simon was at school his teacher noticed that he was squirming around at the back of the class, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She goes to the back to find out what's up, and the little boy got embarrassed and whispered that he had just been circumcised and he is quite itchy.
The teacher tells him to go to the headmaster's office, to phone his mum, and ask her what he should do about it. He does this and returns to the class, sits down in his seat and suddenly, there's a general commotion at the back of the room. The teacher again goes to the back of the class, only to find him sitting at his desk with his zip undone and his penis hanging out.
"I thought I told you to phone your mum!" said the teacher.
"I did," replied the young boy, "and she told me that if I stick it out till noon, she would come and pick me up from school!"

True. But the teacher took me to her room then and we had a special play time...

Funny you should mention that Mr cass because i was talking to your parents recently and they explained said story as follws


Simon came home from school and his mother asks him what he did in school today. "I had sex with my teacher!" the simon replied.

"YOU WHAT?" the mother screamed. "You just wait until your father gets home, young man! Now get upstairs to your room!"

Later that evening the father comes home and is told about his sons escapades at school that day. He goes into simons room and puts his arm around the boy. "Simon", he says, "I suppose I should be mad at you but I just can't help but be proud of you. I mean, what I wouldn't have given to do that at your age! In fact, I'm so proud I'm going to buy you a new bike! How's that?"

The boy replies, "Gee, thanks anyway Dad but my arse is still kind of sore from school."