W is for willie-wanging (not, it's NOT a speling mistake!!!)

x is for xxx content ie porn!

Y is for Young Gymnasts ... don't tell the police!!!

Z is for TOUR FEVER.
Oh shit fucked up again.
And back to the start we go.........

A is for aargh!
My head still hurts from the sunburn from halifax

b is for bollocks

C is for Completely trashed skellies - Guess what I've been doing again...

D id for Damn Right im going to kettering!

E is for Extremely Excited about Kettering!! Can't wait to see everyone again and to get blotto obviously!!!

See you next weekend!!!

Cx

D is for Dude wheres my car?! im goin to kettering!
what?! what do u mean its in the garage dont fuckin say that u bastard ill kick ur ass!
ok yes sir sorry!
dickcheese
kettering countdown clock the thiume sponsered by accuHASS is 8days!
please come n check the kettering clock every day!

So that'd be
A is for Anally Retentive Hedgehogs!!!
(Hass, I hope you've got a good excuse for that little error...)
Time for some serious banditry

erm.....no i was just bein stupid team slaps on cass cause im the time clock!
no excuses
my go
B for Birds eye potato waffles nah thats bollox erm......B for bang bang chicken!
the time sponsered by accuHass is 8 days to kettering!
love u my peeps

C is for Circle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pre Kettering Drinks in The Peel next thursday night
I cant wait.

D is for Damn tempting idea that... Tally-Ho!!!

E is for excellently excuisit (cant spell) idea bravo!
the kettering count down clock sponsered by accuhass is 4 days (ish) c u there peeps! remeber guns dont kill people wappers do! i saw a documentary on bbc 2!

F is for Friday, when the carnage begins again.
F is also for FIT