G is for guns dont kill people rappers do!
come out with ur hands abouve ur head! turn the rap music off and step away from the stereo put the rap album down! leave Mc Hammer alone! turn it off
the kettering count down clock sopsered by accuHASS is: 4 days ish!

H is for Hooray, hooray - its a Cheeky Holiday!!!

H is also for Hot! (Thats two gone...)

i is for incredible weekend that was what kettering was! the kettering countdown clock sposered by accuHASS is broken!

J is for Just recovered from kettering.
Quality weekend everyone.
Will see you all Friday of Freshers week,
Well someone needs to show them how to drink.

K is for Killed, how my broken carcass is still feeling - especially the shoulder!

L is for Liver is still a little sore.
There is only one cure though more alcohol.
Roll on freshers week friday

N is for Never Fear.
Scousedave will be in bradford the weekend of the 8th, 9th and 10th of October.
Providing I can find somewhere to stay.
The Saturday Night Circle how I have missed you.

O is for Oh Dear..... run freshers, RUN!

P is for P*ss Up!!!!
I cant wait until Friday.
Honestly there is no need to run Freshers,
I only usually get myself wrecked.

the only problem is in the process of getting youself wrecked you do tend to get others wrecked as well. ROLL ON THE WEEKEND!!!

Rhys that should have been a Q. Sorry mate but that will be a big drink for you.

And we start again....

A is for Alcohol
Roll on tomorrow night.

B is for buggery.

C IS FOR COCK

D is for Donut. As in a donut in a sausage and donut situation - noun.
Meaning: Heterosexual intercourse. As in "My luck was in. By midnight we had a sausage and donut situation".

E is for Euphamism, example kindly provided above by Butty