H is for hibernation

I is for impenetrable... what our defence will be on saturday??

J is for Japanese flag
Meaning: Appearance of the arsehole when blighted by ring sting.
As in: "Aaagh! Ooyah! I'm sitting on a Japanese flag!".

kakistocracy N: government by the most unscrupulous or unsuitable people! (early 19th century)
encatra consice english dictionary

L is for labia the only part of the human anatomy that looks like a kebab

M is for man mayonnaise
Synonyms include: man fat, man milk, gentleman's relish, love piss, spongle & jizz.

N is for Never-never land... Big up the Aardvarks!
Cheese???

o is for opel which is the mainland name for vauxhall!

p is for Phenomenon which is what we are going to be on the Hockey pitch in 2005

quite, is for quite likelywe r gonna kick ass this next half season!

start again...

A is for ANT FARM... i got one for christmas how cool is that...

B is for Bonsai Kittens

C is for Cadbury alley
Similar to Bourneville Boulevard. Meaning Arse or fudge tunnel. Used to denote homosexuality, as in: "I believe he strolls down the Cadbury alley".