Anna's thinking... 'Simon you idiot, you could have had a bit of cock there!' as she turns away from Rhys!

The karaoke-kid Rhys is humming “ A This thing, a called love…I just can't handle it…a this thing, a called love…I must get round to it…I ain't ready!!!
Crazy little thing called love”.

How many times have we told sweety about the size of his man tits!
I mean he just can't keep them hidden. although is anna playing with a waxing strip in the background?

Having just veiwed the photo a seconnd time it appears sweety's head has been superimposed onto a grotesquely hairy bod by ssome techno freaks wanting to embarrass him I'll speak up for you sweety.

I couldn't superimpose anything on a photo if i tried gav!!

Is Rhys trying to pose, or is he trying to look like a butch security guard? I can't figure it out!

I must admit Laura it does look as if it has been super-imposed, but i can confirm it was an actual picture. I was there at the time.

Sweaty is saying "look at me, look at me"
Anna suggests spoof to see who has to sleep with sweaty.
Rhys calls Spoof

"If i had to say one thing about my outfit it would be! Why hot pants and not a thong""are you trying to say i need to have back sack and crack wax!!!??"

No No but i think itrs for the best, if in the future your going to publically cross dress again Emily Howard the 2nd!

"I'm not gay just a little puffy don't you think??"

yeah i think the balls are just to the left of sweety's left kidney cos by the looks of the them very fetching pants thats where they'll be about now!

Sweaty's trying to get into zoo with that 'nipple pops out trick' used by many idiots wanting 5 mins of fame. New caption please I'm being sickened by the thought of palmer wearing less

The horror...
Please take it away... Really, take it away.