Ok kiddie-monkeys, I seriously DONT believe that there's bee no gossip for this long and I'm not having it!!! I'm going to give you an opportunity to confess, which may incur a drinking penance, or I'll just assume you've all been naughty and make you drink anyway...

Just to start the ball rolling - Is it just me or are 14yr olds wearing shorter and shorter dresses these days? Was walking along minding my own business when I suddenly began lipreading the girl a few meters in front of me (not that I could see her face, if you know what I mean). Then I realised that she was still in her school uniform, and that school doesn't do GCSE age... OOOPS!

Well its best to ask Silky about 14 year olds, i've heard hes and expert!!

I have no gossip as i've been in hull (it really is worse than Bradford!!) but i'll try and make up for it in Kettering and Halifax!!

you want goss here is some i got 5 goals in halifax n bally got 1
hahahahaha

Whos Hass wanting to shag at the uni then - just go to the link below to see our lovely loud mouthed bear

http://www.brad.ac.uk/admin/recruitment/cl...2004/majeed.php

ha ha

at least i can spell

and what exactly did i spell wrong little monkey?

"Who's"

n loud!

Taxi for 1!!! (or should that be 3?)

Which Old by would like to confess to this one....

While working/playing in a field with long grass with his mates, the old boy or one of his mates had an intimate moment with a trouser snake.

Hmmmm, guess that'd be me then, would it??? Tho I'd just like to point out it was an Adder, not a trouser-snake (unless you're into some seriously dodgy sex-games!)

Fess Up People.
There has got to be something going on at uni these days.
I know some of the main culprits for doing stupid things have left, (me, sando, ty, cass, jools etc) but there must be some new blood to take our places.
So come on people get the gossip on the forum.

I would like to politely request that members of the forum and non-members alike please use full and correct English whilst typing. 'ne' is not a word, nor is 'pls', 'l8r' or 'luv'. you have a full keyboard - use it.

Rant over.

What the fuck happened Saturday, anyone?

I tried very hard to remember but saturday happened too long ago to remember. Soo much has happened since then.

well sando u were shit as usual. hehehehe nah just kiddin.
can i ask who the fuck is beer goggles? bet its a bastard fresher well i think boys n girls when we find out who it is we should treat then to a "night out"!
luv u sando
jst kiddin!
l8r dudes!