The start of a new uni year suggests all kinds of goings on during freshers week, yet there have been no new gossip stories, come on people sort it out....

have never........ been sacked from Asda for inserting fruit into my bottom

Again you know who you are, unrealted subject sando how is life now that you have left asda

He's dead... And safely de-fleshed and boxed up in my shed.
The simon department regrets to inform you that photographic evidence suggests that he failed to 4 his pint in JB's... But Scouse -who was that young lady you were talkin to???
Revenge of the Aardvark will be messy, people...

It wasn't fruit it was a vegetable - by the way I am safely dead and de-fleshed and as such am going to the halloween fancy dress as a skeleton - going to win first prize for sure, only problem is my bones will now break more easily than McCarthy's...