Right it has been missing for sometime i have mentioned it to a few people...I have grown fed up of looking and asking.

I dont care if it was taken from my kit bag, I will do finage for it I am that fed up I just want to know who took it.

As from the word finage you may now know i am talking about my club jumper, yes I have finally gone puplic with this now so i had better get some answers...

Its my understanding that your jumping is in the possession of either the Billy goat gruff or the three little pigs? MAybe you and donkey should go on a wee journey of recovery? dont forget the magic beans though, they come in very handy to trade.

Social sec would have to agree that the culprit should have a race with simo on a yard perhaps.

Am i right in interpretting rez's last post that he is going to take on simo in race to finish a yard of ale?

all those who agree say "ai"

where on earth would you get such an idea. i can't even finish a pint properly.