Since Tour simo has craved for another man and now at long last i bring you the Kangaroo court

• Simo loves the cock and all other animals at the trouser Zoo including the one eyed snake.
• Its Just a stage in his life.
• Ogres cant be gay

Who is simos secret man lover

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• Rez
• Sicass
• Sando
• Rez
• Someone form the peel

scoops if anyone is gay in the hockey club it has to be you!

seeing as you are unable to 'function' when alone with a female and are able to 'function' in remarkable random times like on a coach watching football factory...

i rest my case

scoops are u hinting that Rez is simo's man lover or do you secretly like Rez

I'd have to question the 'secretly' bit but unfortunately I've seen photographic evidence that his man-lust for Rez is not reciprocated - the heart of Rezwan belongs to a certain player but recently returned from a very long journey. One might almost say he's traveled the world to meet with his lover for a feew crafty lengths...

Sando?

Could it be that Sicass was employed to generate the photographic evidence in the first place? We all know you're bored down there and the beer costs too much but really...

How many times do I have to say this and how many times have we heard it?

There is FAR too much speculated homosexuality in this club.

I'll leave it to Rez and Simo to really hammer that message home.

Thankfully i have no memry of said events so in my mind they never
hanppened

Thank god for beer...

"The answer, and cause of all of lifes problems"
Homer Simpson

All I'm saying is I was most impressed that Peck managed to not cause spillage while assuming the position!

i have seen said photos, and rez looks like he is giving a whole load of lovin 2 mr peck, poor simo

What do you mean poor Simo? Who do you think took the photos?!

There was no loving being given or received.

so basically Rez you saw a drunken more and was craving cock so you took it?

I,m sorry scoops its nothing to do with you I just have high standards.

so your rating peck above me you hom

Now now ladies let's not argue. I'm sure if you sit down and talk about your problems you will find a solution. Maybe a timeshare or something. Would you like me to book you a nice candle lit table at Omars?

after giving it much thought. it dawned on me simo didnt used to be gay it was only when he started playing Hockey he became a gaylord.

example1

bally, sando, sicass little big jim and fresher dave, to name but a few all played hockey as youngsters whichi explains why they came to uni gaylors

example 2

rez, sam magee Aidey and SIMO started playing hockey at uni and over due time become converted to becoming a gay lord just like the entire team.

example 3

Silk, Pere and Peck jury still out