slept with a member of the exec so i can get Uni colours

I have never been a male member of the hockey club, been to the Alhambra to see FAME and when told they wanted people to get up and dance been the first to do so!


Hass please stand up and have a drink!

(it was a good show though)

Eloped to Amsterdam with my house mate because I caught my boyfriend in bed with his lodger "paying rent"

I have never slept with a grandmother...

I have never been a tour virgin in this century... Drink - all of you damn whippersnappers!!!!!

I have never asked someone if they could get me super hero porn.

I have never spent the night on the floor of a room with the curtains as my blanket..

I have never passed outin my own vomit in teh back of the Peel...
(Why oh why does it have to be rain and storms on the day we get to spain - its a verdammt conspiracy!)

I have never been called sicass scousedave or sando whilst playing bugger king on tour

I have never played Bugger King on tour. (Scoops.........)

I have not been on tour in 2 years