I will start off,

In Reading its okay to play willy Conkers with your house mate

In reading its ok to: take the rifle club out on a pub golf and ruin the lot of them! 5 casualties on the course, 2 Bradford survivors still standing!

in reading its ok to cheat on your girlfriend with your male housemate, especially after a bottle of rum!!

In Reading its okay to share a bed with your male house mate to save on electricity

In reading its ok to take photo's of ginger pests who've passed out on the couch with a plate of food on their laps...

In Reading its okay to buy an anal trainer to break in your new male house mate

In reading its okay for you to go dogging with your father

IN Reading its okay for you to save on water and bath with your middle aged house mate

in Reading its okay to play Prison and have team showers

In Reading its okay to sleep with seven brides and their seven brothers

In Reading its ok to want to stop the world so you can get off for a while... And go for impromptu pub crawls with cheekie chappies who get ID'd!

In Reading it's ok to openly deal drugs at the end of the street - from an ice cream van

In Reading its ok to keep a Ginger Pe(s)t without having him neutered

In Reading its ok prince Harry in your basement, and replace him with a clone could Tyrel

In Reading it's ok to take an army bunch including a prince of the realm to watch Sando strip.