A belated Happy New Year to you all.

There must be some gossip since the start of the year.
Come on, you know you wnat to share it...

I know theres a freshers birthday on the 13th...however she isn't around at the moment but there will surely be some shoeing please...jen or emma...!!

Unlucky, think she's gonna be screwed having a birthday so close to initiation!

Hey Bally, just a question... have you paid the league to keep the scorers up on the website from 3 years ago, even though there's been none since??!

And even a Brad Uni player made it into the tables too! Though was it Jools? Hmmmm... maybe they all went in off his feet?


http://www.yorkshireha.org.uk//scorers/ind...db=yha-men-2001

laura how do you think bally actually scores goals!?
As proven at a recent training session simon "i'll do it my way" ball was removed from having the ball by a lowely slaz 1st team player! Now that is embarrassing!
I can only put scoring goals down for bally as he proberly threatens the other team with a pork sword whipping in the showers after the game! Now that would put anyone off!! Don't you think!??

Well, i don't actually know why its still on there but it has been my homepage for the past 3 years!!! he he...joking!!

you may have taken the ball off me in training but you failed to stop me scoring 3 goals against you when we beat you 3-2 this year slaz!! ha ha

Well bally this is true you did score 3 goals!well done you, tell you what tho i bet your dad was well proud of you after that game!!

Predictable yes, shite umpiring yes, your dad yes, you win yes,

Complete cheating swine yes!!

We can now all see the reason why bally scores his goals!
I'll summarise for everyone!

So the reason bally scores:-

1) His dad umpires his games 2 out of 3 matrches

2) Thus means he gets 2 penalty strokes a game,

3) He is allowed to play football at the same time as playing hockey,

4) His dad is blind,

5) Bally's dad qualified at the umpiring school of retards are us

I thank you all, i'll look forward to a reply

Did i not mention that bally is gay

Hey no need to bring my father into this, its not my fault your team are shite anyway so what, we might as well use the system to our advantage, other umpires are biased, admittidly it does get a bit out of hand but no need to abuse him like that, he's done a lot for this club this year helping us out when we don't have an umpire and in the past has umpired all 3 uni teams in one day, when he has no need to, so i don't think it is right to say that about him.

As for the "Bally is gay" this no solid evidence and is totally made up for the purpose of this website and supposidly for a "laugh". By the way the Blue Moon in Kettering is not a gay bar as first made up!!

Well boys and girls there is definatley a weak spot in bally's defence here?
you may say that you can't bring the family into it but your "father" brought himself into the equation by giving you the PS and then the short corner.
So i have every right the rant at him!
not my fault he is shite!
Don't worry bally its not unusual to go on the defencive when family is mentioned, but theres just no need

oh and by the way did i mention that bally is gay.
Ask jo she did mention it to me one night when we were alone