Thanks dave, was going to write something about that but you beat me to it! Redcar definitely is wrong!

I know that one of our lovely new freshers is a train spotter... i think the guilty party should bring some binoculars out with them next time they're out!!

So, heard one of the girlies now has red boobs and white nips. Damn english tanning machines!?!

I see dead people. Well, one dead person anyway... Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones. (wanders off grinning like a maniac)

I've heard that one of the hockey birds has an obsession with the great hunk of a man that is Hass! Anyone wanting to own up?!

Which hockey boy was spectacularly gypised the other week by a certain friendly landlord, who spent all night SELLING him his OWN frozen vodka!!! He's really old enough to know better!

So then... what's this i hear about a certain young gentleman that lives with sweety pulling something that isn't a hoover??! Maybe it's the northern charm that does it?

reasonably young, quite the charmer, may have slight heart breakage issues. poor boy blown out, though hold this spacen he is persisitent

Its too quiet here - I know you're all misbehaving somehow but theres no published evidence (unless you count that video still on Crimewatch).

As a follow up to the previous post. A certain young man by the name of Simo, followed in Sicass's footsteps last wednesday night.

I think it will take a Sanderson 1 hour to unfreeze a Tour top but still cost a pint to actually get his hands on said top first!

Which old boy has now perfected his patented "vomit pillow" after extensive trials in the back room of the peel???

BTW scouse - has Linda caught up with you yet or can you still walk?

Er - No. I was at the tour where Danny needed dental work after that trick!

Pint of Beer - Call me a traditionalist if you like......

i prefer a horn of contributions...cheers guys, that was lovely!!

You live by the sword........