Little Laura's little gems

I'm here waiting patiently for more little gems. As everyone has gone home for the holidays it's all been pretty quiet.... lets wait and see what this weekend has in store shall we?!

I have my explainations on the lady situation

besides any good follower of their tour master should do as master does!

I have no gems yet...but freshers week is soon MWHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh and thanks for all the gems about sweety, very amusing

One of our birds went on holiday to Cornwall and managed to flash some 5 year old kids when her bikini 'fell off' in the sea... an accident or not, i'm not sure!

that is just plain wrong...drink!

Erm... Can we please request that the person who made the last comment be shoed - and for god's sake will some of you register! Set a good example for the new freshers in a few weeks....

A good night for gems last night...

Firstly one of the older birds was telling of her "friendship" with one of the older lads, hmmmm, think there's something suspicious going on there!

Secondly, the freshers seem to be getting on reeeally well, it's getting incestuous already. They must have found out what drink actually does!

Woah woah woah! Sweet child.... who's writing gems that aren't mine, and rubbing it in by not even logging in!?! Grrr the cheek!

Mr Freshim, welcome to the club, just a little bit of an education about the man they call scoops. this man was willing due to a lack of funds to go in for medical testing which involved stopping his heart in order to feed his drink habit only to be told he had the liver of a 60 year old,
He has since calmed down a bit but is in regular at the hockey circles and never avoids a shoeing although he does share his fines with thomas and david.
Once you meet him, he is unforgetable..
unfortunately

Thankyou scouse, who is that guy any how, i have my ideas.

Although i am not little laura, I do occasionally come across little gems, one being ...

rumour has it that a certain hockey young lady has fallen for the charms of a true squash gentleman, who happens to live with Miss Summers. The said gentleman has a thing for freshers and is often found about campus in a welcome week t shirt, god only knows how you got one this year after last years performance.

So watch out all young Miss Capulet's for Mr Montague is about.

(posh translation Juliet's about on the prowl Romeo)

Bradford translation

gavin= kiddy fiddler

That's 'Gavin Glitter' to you

So... which hockey bird carries around the smallest bag possible with the smallest pockets imaginable? Only on closer inspection of the small pockets there are many condoms of different varieties. Better safe than sorry, an important lesson for all!

There are more mucky rumours about the same bird and a rugger bugger too but i think it's a bit too mucky for this website!

Scoops you have far too much time on your hands...if you put as much effort into your posts on here into your course i'm sure you wouldn't be a part time lodger at the princess palace and not on the rock and roll!!