Well Scoops I definetly think you should be nominated for the Booker Prize

Booker prize awsome perhaps i should write a book, you could always colour one in Gavin. grrr

It was rum dickhead, such a well known story and you can't even remember simple facts....

scoops you should write a book..."how to be shoed in drinking circles...and how to make many enemies so that they will constantly try and shoe me"...just a thought

No body sho'ed me this weekend, or in fact any circles for at least 4 months, and as for the book idea i am on to chapter 2.

Just out of intrest who won the licking game this weekend?

Thats three...

Just keep on racking up the flatliners Scoops... (four, by the way)

congratulations adie...may the beer run freely on the day you return to the homeland and your brotherhood!

So, which hockey girl likes a bit of cockporn eh?! And more to the point i think she mentioned she was eating scoops' cockporn!! Mmmmmmm tasty!

congrats adie hope ur very happy. c u all sometime!

What have pensioners and a certain old boy got in in common?

They both need viagra

Bally uses Viagra in his eyes to make him look hard

a little birdy has reminded me that it might be a certain lovable scousers birthday coming up in the next few days...maybe even as soon as March 1st...what are the plans?!!

Well he's going to be back on the weekend of the 11th and 12th so i'm sure we could arrange a belated birthday party for him!!!

so if his birthday is on the 1st which is Wednesday night and he is coming up 10 days later how many fingers would he owe for being late

60mins in an hour
\15 mins
for the first hour 8 fingers need to be drunk, then the first day 96 fingers need to be drunk so by the 10 day would that mean scouse has to do a mere 960 fingers when he comes up or 120 pints downside being its half what he normaly drinks


Or we could impose 960 minute drinking ban. which will hurt him more