Little Laura's little gems

I think that's just immoral. How can anyone from this club cause widespread bankruptcy of brewers everywhere? And within two weeks aswell.

Also, the drain on the NHS when his liver sobers up and realises the pain its in might just push Britain over the edge.

Therefore, it is essencial the Scouse keeps drinking. The solution is simple, Scouse MUST go on tour! For the good of our nation and our economy.

Happy Birthday matey!

Karma, it's a funny thing.

hi not a little gem or anything but congrats to little laura on getting her colours.last nite was awesome and i hope you had a good time.

Can i also congratulate all the Ladies as we won most improved team for the second year running.
Well done Girlies! You Rule!!!!

Of course you won it debs is a hockey girl and erm what else is she.... sports officer

which hockey fresher boy admitted to liking a certain fresher hockey boy better than a certain fresher hockey girl????

Thanks for the congrats, was a great night and all you girlies deserved your award too (which incidentally is on my fireplace!)

So, back to business... a certain goalkeeper was seen sheepishly leaving a certain badminton girls house at about 6pm last saturday, in his tux - very stylish!

Surely Simo's never looked sheepish...

Which male 'social sec' 'forgot' to come training on monday night, and was caught doing 'practice' of some other kind with a certain first year in halls????

On the subject of previously mentioned social sec... as he didn't get his girlfriend a birthday present i've heard he tied a ribbon round his little soldier for her to unwrap. Think he took people too seriously when they said good things come in small packages!

Hey, big spender. Now there's forward thinking. I know your skint matey. I hope you didn't blow your whole wad.

Jesus the poor girl she must of done something really bad in a past like perhaps she was Hitler. The poor girl needs to take advice of the rugby union team and kick him into touch.

Only one thing i can imagine being worse and thats going out with REZ

Maybe he's a bit confused about what splashing out on a lady actually means.

Anyone get a text from scoops at the weekend telling all about his new hobby? Well i think his mum certainly did!