A certain freshers brother has been telling stories of her secret crush on a
Mr David Thomas...aka SCOOPS!!

I see a theme developing here

Which old boy whilst shopping with his girl friend was caught exposing himself to young children? how was he to know that his fat welsh bottom would open up the changing room door whilst he was putting on a pair of "young professional" jeans.

The teacher response takes some beating.


"Stop staring children he obviously hadicapped and over weight,"

why was Sicass in a tent with three men sleep ski'ing and why did he have to snow ball AD something are best left in Reading

SOME SOUTHERN NOB JOCKEY OR PAUL DAVID AS WE LIKE TO CALL HIM. HAS RECENTLY GONE OFF TO THE LAKES DUE TO SPLITTING UP WITH HIS LIFE PARTNER. SO SICASS HOW ARE YOU COPING?

I've heard a visitor to my house over the bank holiday weekend enjoyed smelling posh lizzy's dirty knickers and then doing rude man things in her bedroom (not his first attempt I might add).

Even more disturbing is that while in her bed he wasn't even thinking about lizzy, he was dreaming about milky! Watch out boys!!

i didnt see sam magee at your house this weekend whilst i slept on the sofa!!

sounds like there is too much homosexuality in this club!

Telegraph and Argus

11/09/2006

When Something Goes 'plop' in the Night

David Craig Thomas of Silsden, West Yorkshire was given a Police caution this week. Stunned residents could only stand back and watch as the twenty five year old Bank employee was confronted by two Police officers responding to a 999 call.

On the quiet morning of Sunday September 10 at approximately 3.00am, local Police were alerted by a group of lone females to their abode on Spring Place in Great Horton. They had become extremely alarmed at what could only be described as a 'mucky beast' prowling around in their undergrowth. Upon arrival the Police found the aforementioned deviant outside the young ladies house in an intoxicated disarray of filth and stupidity.

Once it had been ascertained that David was in fact an acquaintance of these young ladies the matter was closed. David Craig Thomas had clearly caused undue distress to these young women not to mention the Police officers, whom until that point had never met such an abnormal individual.

In closing the Police still felt the need to caution David Craig Thomas for being drunken and disorderly. They were unable or perhaps unwilling to charge him with anymore far reaching offences connected with his muckyness. Sources close to the Police have informed us that this was due to the fact that David Craig Thomas had threatened to put his 'man willy' on them if they proceeded any further.

Was this Scoops having a brush with the law? Or was this in fact the law having a brush with Thomas?

You can make your own minds up.

Eh?????????
Confused...............................................

so am i but then that jewish humour for you

No scoops, you're just wrong. on so many levels......

shame really

not a gem all i am going to say is rez, i have seen the pictures and from the waist up ......

Rupert scoopsville....

Pictures?

Pictures of Rez.....

not really gossip, it's horror story stuff.
- He somehow got right next to me in a photo showing off young steve's ruining on the bus back from Cunt-thorpe, I was extremely shocked to notice the smiling bafoon on my left shoulder.

Anyhow....bring on the weekend, where I may well be seen loosing my voice shouting at drunkards.

James