Little Laura's little gems

Ok Sweety, so let's start off a new gossip column...

It's probably not a good idea to sexually pleasure your housemates on the dancefloor of a club (or even a kebab shop!!). May be a good idea at the time but having to drink for it in i have never is always an error.

I tend to find that sort of things gets messy really! Especially in a Kebab shop when you have all that Chille everywhere!!

Hello everyone by the way... I have only just discovered that the forum is working again!

Yay i got what i wanted thankyou all knowing member number 3 my knowledge is nothing when compared to yours and hello again almost all knowing member number 5 how my day brightens when i see your face.
Can we start a kind of socialist or red china hierarchy system where your membership number dictates your posistion? Quality way of shoeing freshers and each other and sure to get more members on the site? what do we think?
member number 8 signing out
p.s. it seems bally doest have a number next to his member? just the word small?

Ok, so little laura says that having naughty dreams about las ketchup whilst lying in bed with your partner is very shoeable!!

silky !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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erm sweaty ur idea bout the number being a system of shoeage but it will never change as you get older within the club!
ne way i think we should make a secret handshake which bally shouldnt no n then shoe him for it bit like the stonecutters!

I've heard its not a good idea to come home drunk to your girlfriend after pulling a lesbian and bragging about how much she likes you and claiming you turned her in a night!!

especially when u didnt turn her!

I've heard that you probably shouldn't buy a battery powered moped with weight restrictions and try to drive it up Grantham Road, when it's quite obvious that the tub of lard on it is too heavy and will never make it!

Ive heard its not good to ask for pompadums in a chinese restraunt and then ask for red sauce!

Well i've heard there's a new love god about the block... Love God Corey Rocky. A man of no limits - 3, 6, 12 women - there are no boundaries!!

I've heard that its quite a good idea that if you need to be sick its best to crawl into someone elses tent to do it!!!

bally this is little lauras gossip column hence the heading of the thread 'little lauras little gems' bugger off and use the regular thread you bum mer and let laura get down to work. gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rant over.

I've heard if you're a boy it's not so good to watch a girl kissing a boy, then tell the bloke that you are now imagining yourself as the girl!