So, if I'm reading this right there has been absolutely nothing worthy of gossip and/or note since the 19th of October??? I find this remarkably hard to believe... No stunning incompetance on the hockey pitch? No drunken stumblings on the FND dancefloor? No Scoops gettin arrested? Shame on you all, even if you're all hiding in your rooms revising like billy-o!!! Jinkies - all the students have gone and got serious...

Well, I guess I'll start off - was just in the middle of a dog-fight (litterally) while posting that...

Well I have some gossip - after passing out at the bottom of the girls stairs last week and then vomiting everywhere Simo thought all was normal. However, when he was sick again the following two mornings he went to the doctors and is apparently pregnant! rumour has is Scoops is the 'Farher', well, the 'Daddy' at least.....

looks like i will get that new kidney fro christmas after all

Ok...
gossip:-

the hockey club having become less incestuous than previous years may be looking into ways to 'unite' the teams. Possible ways to encourage bondage would be to deal with all the issues that are currently floating around between members....


Mrs Marco was thoroughly chastised for being a crap wife after Marco wasn't reminded to bring his astroshoes to a game.

Gareth (a fellow silky) got skullcracked during the boston spa game... and proceeded to bleed crimson.

I've just read an interesting letter written by "Ben Wells" which will get posted on here in order to be entered into the competition for dropping your own name into a first person account of an event. - directly related to the above is the news that I now have a Bradford based lawyer. His name is Alan Petherbridge.

Scoops was seen grappling lolly against the equestrian wall in the Peel, while Bally stood on and gave directions.

Neeko would like to detox... but can't bring himself to do it as everynight something interesting is happening... during these interesting times he has accidently been friendly with a hockey team girl.

An update to the ongoing fiasco of hockey socials.... - no one turns up...that's the update

right now on to typing up that egotists rant

encouraging bondage - how about a mixed 3-legged pub-crawl? Should also be an incentive for the lads to come out and teh girls to run around begging to be tied to anyone but Scoops!!!

Ahh, the mixed 3 legged pub crawls....

I 2nd this motion. On the 20th of January (saturday I think) there should be a 3 legged pub crawl, starting @ the hockey palace, then gradually making it's way to the peel - via, westleigh, delius, international, courtyard, black swan, wetherspoons... then out to one of the club things - where, if the couples do a task they can be released - if they fail then they are locked up untill the morning
- Jim - MAKE IT SO (please)
- Anne Summers handcuffs, with the social secs keeping the keys.

or what we could do is have a Ho' train where all the lady folk chain themselfs up to my "chain" gang, the rest of you bummers can do what ever sodomites do and go French Conection UK yourselfs

right... i take it that's a no from scoops then

And so an off-the-cuff suggestion about increasing incestuosity amongst the hockey club becomes a plan, next stop - an official part of the social calendar every year (or term, or month, or week???)