Scoops has never .......

stood at the pitchside without a bottle of cider

Scoops has never....

gone to bed with electronic toys and not made a mess ( dig palmers photos of your 3some on msn)

Scoops has never.........

missed a generation.

Perhaps a game of scoops has in order

Scoops has never ...
visited the boys in reading to go out for a night of GILF hunting

scoops wants to though

Scoops has never masturbated into his old housemates on grantham road skips and bombheads, chicken kievs and then put them back because he really hated skippo only to forget what he had done and then eaten them himself because he had no food and no money during the term holidays cause he spent it all on jugs of stella in the goose.

So close Simon yet so far it was infact your chicken kievs. and remember the brown sauce well

Not me this time but Peck,

Peck has never been chucked out of a club in leeds then throw up on himself before getting a taxi home to then go toilet in Jo Murphys bed

Scoops has - earnt his bingo wings..... (so wrong!)

Its not my fault the whole countrys BIN GOing mad!

scoops has never.... this week