Three and easy

Hello,

Thought I would put the gossip column to use and share a tasty bit of goss!

I've have just learnt about a pair of hockey boys tuesday night misdemeanour involving a lovely (creative license) young (emphasise the young) girl. Now one of these boys is pretty obvious as he seems to have a penchant for adding a guy into the mix but if in doubt his name is...........Cob McTarty.

Now his accomplice? well if I was to say he is developing quite a string of misdemeanours you may have a good idea but if in doubt his name is...............Ass Midgeeet.

I'm assured that once Ass and Cob finished playing jedi knights (creative license) they treated the lady to a good time!

(names have been altered to protect those involved)

For your information, it was infact a school night for this certain young girl!

Hang your heads in shame

Would this be the same youngling that has spent the last 2 nights in another hockey boys room? I am assured nothing happened tho dont think he was interested in second hand goods.

Obviously one of the boys in question wasn't feeling as sporting on friday in the fnd. Apparently the young girl was thrown out by Ass for being underage! Double standards or what?!

well to settle the fnd thing once and for all, this is what happened! names have not been changed to protect the guilty cause thats just gay!

Apparently Ass was told by siad girls "friends" n i stress "friends" that she was very drunk n pissing everyone off now as u all know u dont get thrown out for being annoying or else Ass would never work! so he told Banj , head doorman, that she was underage! she got thrown out like the little skank that she is!

I am well informed that that was the worst mistake Ass has made!

Hass,

Got to say I'm not entirely convinced of the 'official' statement from young girl, strikes me as some-what fictional.

But saying that if their is even the hint of truth of a friday night wam bang thank you skanky girl you'll be in a serious world of finealot!

Probably involving something horn shaped with a rather hefty kick to it.

brace yourself

Hmm, calls for a Kangaroo Court me-thinks.

The Honourable Lord Cheif Justice Sando Shall Preside on the 14th of this month.

The Lead for the Prosecution shall be Mr S. Magee esq.

The Lead for the Defence shall be chosen by the defendant.

Gentlemen you have five days to prepare your cases....