Ok, peoples - time to confess your most intimate of tourgasms!

Scoops was today outed as having had a tourgasm with a short white wooly female - ewe know what she is.

Sando has previously been known to tourgasm in tight yellow shorts while getting abused by middle-aged Italian ladies.

Sicass has been known to tourgasm at the sight of bright red liquid on the pitch (gotta love that chilli vodka).

Anyone else?????

You be sorry sicass

Adie has been known to tourgasm with 2 drinks on his head. Who says men can't multi-task?

But A D you aint going this year does that mean you need the tour equiv to viagra?

'Fraid not Scoops. Tis just a temporary blip in an otherwise devastating drinking career. I'll be there, in spirit

Ad i looked tour for a spirit named after you but i could find one the closest i got was marmite vodka