Word Association

Interesting call, but you didn't post a new word so DRINK!!!!!!
Canibal - something that consumes it's own species, whether for kinky thrills or just for lunch. A fairly easy link to something that eats ants... (as some ants also eat ants)

friends
canibal is the second of two films starring hanibal lecter which sounds like hector who was a prince of troy and commanded the fines army! hector came up against achillies after slaying achillies cousin in a sword fight due to a case of mistaken identity, in the film troy brad pitt played achillies and moved in a more gracious manner than any of us lot have ever! any way brad pitt has been in several other films and was pretty good in them aswell, he was also married toi jennifer aniston who afetr they got married kept her name as it was "easier", she has been in a few films aswell but ii cant remeber the titles as she wasnt naked in them. also she was in starred in the hit sitcom friends set in new york! therefore i have led u from canibal to friends in one easy tofollw retard proof bally proof and scoop-a-loop proof step!
thank you!

Poodle

Friends are the family we choose for ourselves and family is important, as is family planning which means using contaceptives. It is commonly held that the most effectiv and safest form of contraceptive is the condom, which, if you're bored or just can't find anyone to have sex with you can turn into a balloon animal. probably the most common balloon animal is the poodle - and there you have it, a link combining beauty, grace, logic and my twisted imagination in equal measure. Hass - learn how to type and look up something called the apostrophe for me.......

thunder

hass is fucking awesome if i do say so mysef! myself in latin is ego which is a foreign, dead, language another foreign word is thor, thor is the god of thunder!
there we have it.
sando i have no idea how to type u no this i have the patience (cant spell either) of a yak, and what the fuck is an apostrophe!
hass rules!

Hass,

Thunder sounds like blunder, blunder is another word for a mistake or one alimighty slip-up, slip or slippery is associated with sliminess, hass moves are often described as slimy hense were back to hass

damn it repetition! I'll have a drink

From Hass we go to Tampon

Hass goes through periods of lightweight drinking and does stupid things like throwing up in an ashtray!!An Ashtray beat Hass to a position on the mens hockey commitee last year...another person who has held a position on the hockey exec is Rob McCarthy, Rob likes to pot the pink on a pool table, another person who enjoys that type of act is Mr Peck, Mr Peck has alternative use for a tampon when he runs out of toilet paper...this is how we get to Tampon.

The Peel,

A Tampon can be un-ravelled to reveil some much needed bog role (Peck, R. 2003) another bradford hockey Rob is a Mr Rob McCarthy. McCarthy works in a bookies where he takes bets on many things such as football, horses and the dogs. Dogs have many mucky habits including licking their own balls (Thomas), sniffing each others bums and cocking their legs to piss against lamp posts. Post is something to which is de-livered through our letter boxes. we abuse are livers by drinking, we drink in The Peel

Scouse
Once apon a time, in a land long since removed from our own by the veil of history(Arse it all, cant be bothered with all that!)
"Peelers" was an old term for policemen (due to good old Sir Robert Peel setting them up). Scouse wanted to be a policeman but was turned down - presumably cos they had heard about his penchant for 'aquireing' things of a dubious nature in certain ways contrary to the law.

Jo Murphy - for blatant and repeated use of jailbait stare on tour... That girl's gonna get some poor sod into a lot of trouble one school uniform night!

Club Dinner

Jo Murphy was a Tranmere Rovers goal keeper, Goal keepers are important in almost sports including netball, netball girls are very popular among most men including sicass, sicass has a history of mixing porridge (Whistletooth), porridge is made of oats, master oats was a horse that took part in the grand national, oxo was another horse that took part in the grand national, oxo is also used to make gravy which goes on your club dinner.

Sando

Club dinner is also an event, at this event it is customary to get naked, when people get naked many photo's are taken - often these photo's end up above the bar at the Peel, one person who can be spotted on more than one of said photo's is Sando.....