Peck

Peck likes to pot the pink which he has done on the snooker table in a well known pub!!

The A team - one of the characters in the said most excellent TV programe was named Templeton Peck. Job Done.

Oh, nearly forgot - Scouse, FALSE CALL!!! I can quite categorically sate that I did no such thing!!! You'd best be getting one in then....

Top Gun


The A-team could be considered to be the 1st team, bradford mens hockey has a first team as well as a second team, the second team was captained commendable by a Mr Tyrell Vodka (which included a 22-1 defeat in his debut), Tyrell has recently gone to sandhurst, sandhurst provides the countries finest military coup, another form of the military is the navy and the RAF, hense we have the film TOP GUN

Thomas I'll see you in court I'm going to leave you and your family bankrupt!

absolute bull!

I wouldn't touch her with a hoover pipe

Right - Both of you take a dirty great drink as soon as possible for failing in the most basic element of the game!!! Ya pair of numptys...


Kassie, sound and is spelt similarly to Lassie, Lassie is/was a dog on TV. Another dog on TV which also went through multiple incarnations is/was the famous blue peter dog (which for the life of me I cant remember the name - I'll drink). Tv characters that have multiple incarnations include several soap characters, both native and australasian in origin. Origin of the Species was a book written by Charles Darwin. He sailed on a ship called HMS Beagle. Another famous beagle is

SNOOPY!!!

Erm - Eskimos at the north pole??? Its good, but its not quite right. Innuits, and the fact that that they dont live at the north pole which is conspicuous due to its general LACK of human inhabitants... I guess it isn't in yet after all.

NEXT.....

cass

eskimos, eskimos live in the cold, cass used to getting the cold shoulder, hense we reach cass

Pickwicks

Wacko Jacko got away with crimes against young children, a certain old boy also got away with it cos "she was a slag." Colleen Mcloughlin is also a slag, she is dating tw*t face footballer Wayne Rooney. Wayne Rooney looks like shrek. shrek was an animated film. Another animated film was toy story. This featured a character called woody. Woody was also a character in Cheers. Cheers was the name of an old bar. An other old bar was Bar Magaluf. This was formally known as Pickwicks.

Postman Pat

I spent many a night in the classy 'front room' club that is Pickwicks and on more than a few occasions had the pleasure of seeing Paddy in his full glory. Jo is Paddy's sister and she likes the odd drink of snakey b. Another name for snakey b is diesel, which is also the name of our cat. Another famous cat is Jess, and belongs to the Postman Pat.

Beer queer leads to being chatted up by a member of the same sex in an alcohol-providing establishment. Who happens to be someone known to you. While you're dressed as a member of the opposite gender. Which leads us (un)naturally to...

SANDO

Halifax

Another Big Angry Paddy is Brian O'Driscoll. He was stretchered of in the Lions game against New Zealand. New zealand is a country in the southern hemisphere as is australia. Australia was used as an open prison for many years by the British. another prison was alcatraz. this was known as The Rock. The Rock is also the name of a famous wrestler. another famous wrestler is Hulk Hogan. He starred in a film called Mr Nanny, in which he looked after children. Vin Diesel has also just starred in a film in which he looks after children, he also starred in Pitch Black, that is what the field at kettering is like at 2am after youve been the pub looking for your tent. The next occasion everyone needs their tent is Halifax.

Liv Tyler. (work with me here)
Halifax is the name of a bank, Lloyds TSB is also the name of a bank. Another well known Lloyd is Grossman, he is often found on TV. Something else also found on TV is Doctor Who, who, as we all know, has an assistant (goddamn tree-hugging hippy hitchhiker) called Rose. Rose's last name is Tyler. Another person with a last name Tyler is Liv Tyler. Ignem mortemque despuimus, meine liebechen.

Goalkeeper Extraordinaire Gav

Liv Tyler, is the daughter of the lead singer of Aerosmith, Steve Tyler. Aerosmith are the band featured on the hit ride in disney mgm studios, the rock'n'rollacoster. This involves a rollacoster in the shape of a limo, a limo is a type of car, a film about cars is The fast and the furious. This features an undercover cop. Another film that features an undercover cop is ID. This is what Gav was asked for in leeds the other week.

Paralysis

Gav is a quality keeper, a less quality example of a keeper is Hass. Hass cannot drink for toffee and is doing a half for every pint I do on tour, which for him will result in an inability to move his chimp-like body, a state known as (you guessed it boys and girls) Paralysis.

Next word is Road-Kill

from paralysis we go to superman (need i explain!) superman had a female sidekick aptly named superwoman...another female version of a male superhero was catwoman who was recently played by Halle Berry, Halle Berry got her tits out in the film Monsters Ball, Ball happens to be my surname, another persons surname is Sanderson, last year Hassan Majeed was rumoured to have used the the surname Sanderson to lure some of Mr Sandersons previous conquests back into bed, one of these conquests has apparantly called the little bear "cute", lolly often refers the word cute (probably more relevently as well) to rabbits, lolly was in a car that ran over one of these said "cute" rabbits therefore causing Road-Kill!