Queen

Error is what scoops parents made a long time ago, a long time ago in a galaxy far far away is the opening words seen in Star Wars Episode VI A New Hope, Star Wars Episode III is released tomorrow, as is the new American Pie film which is about Stifflers little brother who gets sent to band camp, camp is what sando is often described as. As time goes by was a very popular television show on the BBC. An other long running show on the BBC was Red Dwarf, Red Dwarf starred Craig Charles, Charles is the Prince of Wales, which therefore must make Simon Palmer the Queen.

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Position of trust and respect need to be earned and can last a life time. Time goes by so slowly, especially if your on the wrong side of twenty seven. seven was a film which had brad pitt, just like jenny from friends. Friends have birthdays. Birthdays come once a year unless you forget to tell your friends what day you was born on then like the queen you have two in the space of a weekend. End of days is a film based on this magical weekend the weekend simon palmer was born. Born in the south of england SIMON moved to westeren england (wales) at a very early age, but soon had to leave after many of wales finest women fell to be pregnent. Pregnentcy outside of of wedlock makes you a Bastard as does living in wales. Wales has a prince called Charles, charles is the next in line to be king, king kong is a big over grown monkey similar to the kind which was once to be extinct in wales, but now found in the peel. Peel (john) died recently and has no real use at all accept for the purpose of joining togther statement(s) Statement most recently made by the queen was to bring forward public holidays in order to keep up with Bradford hockey club. Club is a type of biscuit, biscuit is an old netball girl so is whistle tooth. Tooth fairys take away your teeth if you leave them under your pillow and replace them with coins, Scoineses coinses is game of chance luck nudity and making sweet sweat (PALMERS) love to the letterbox. Letterboxes are used by postmen to deliver billsBIRTHDAY cards LETter S and leaflets. In the time of adam and eve a leaf lets all modisty be hidden as thas was the earlist type of clothing but they had no SHOEs. Shoes and hand bags are obsessions of many women, women play hockey and some of them can now sHIM and shake. Shaken not stired is how james bond had his cocktails with CELERY was not included in this DRINK.Drink it fresher is a phrase often used when old boys come up to punish current pupils. Pupils are part of tHE eye. Eye ball paul was the DJ in kevin and Pere. Pere is also an old man and HATES people commenting on THIS. This weekend its simons birthday i have hidden some cryptic clues into this post to give you all an idea on how to sho' him the main one is though he HATES CELERY(Incase your all really slow and cannot understand subliminal messages).

Fudge-packing.
Messages can be both understood and misunderstood. Misunderstood is the title of a song by Pink. Pink is a colour ofter associated with girls. A particular part of a girls anatomy is the bum. There is a song, popular amongst supporters of Gillingham, about this particular bodypart and a stick of celery. Celery is banned from all Gillingham games due to this song. Songs come on various media (CDs, Vinyl records, etc) which are often packaged in something else. Fudge is also packaged in this way. Someone who packs fudge could describe their job as Fudge-packing.

Scoops

Simple really... scoops was working as a fudge packer last night

stars

Scoops has a name his name is David, David was the saint of wales, whales are big animals that live in the sea or ocean ocean 11 was a remake on oceans 11 which means that oceans 12 is infact the third film and should of been called oceans 13. 13 is has been given bad press as being an unlucky number for unless your a baker then you have abkers dozen a bakers dozen is 13 beacuse it is made up of the left over dough which is why the 13th one is smaller than the rest.

which brings us to Hass used to play hockey on the astro turf but left it to play ice hockey something to do with being smaller than the rest of the team ( least now he can blame it on the cold). Colditz was a german themed holiday camp for jewish gypseys and poles , poles can be used for dancing, dancing this weekend like grand master funk was the old boy they call pagey, his robert dance was second to none (bring a new meaning to the term bobbing), unlike bally who played some amazing pretend hockey this weekend.

The weak end of the team for both matches this week belongs to Brother John, who would of thought that in order to book a mini bus you would have to a.) tell them in the sports office and b.) hand in the booking form.

Form a que and take a number was the words of miss summers this weekend who had both an old girl and bacon staying in her b room, brooms can be used to sweep , who lived with sooty and sue and matthew. Matthew kelly was rumoured to be a kiddy toucher as is gavin the squash captain. Captain planet was a superhero who looked after the world and lived in 5 rings similar to some old boys who live in reading and coventry. Coventry is also the home to old social sec sam magee , who used to be a bit of a fox in his day but is now seen more as a male black widow spider scarred of being eaten by the much more aggresive female, Fe's males is an endless list which could go for hours ranging from film stars to soap stars

Heart.
Stars is a common reference to rank pins in various military forces. Rank pins are also associated with medals, although you dont have to have one to gain the other. Medals can range from the Victoria Cross through to the Purple Heart (I could be cynical here and mention the american invention "friendly fire"...) awarded for being wounded. Being wounded is likely to involve a certain amount of blood. Something else that involves blood (apart from my prefered pre-match warm-up) is a major organ in all mammals - the heart.

Fit.
(see above)

Innocent.
(To the best of my knowledge, for once I am)
Paper is often used to write on. People often write untruths in papers (especially the Sun). The internet can be used to publish e-papers. The internet can also be used to perpetuate certain falsehoods. Sicass is innocent. (of the specified charge anyway. Which, had it been true - not that it is - should come under the 'goes on tour, stays on tour' confidentiality agreement)

Guilty

Innocence is freedom from sin, moral wrong, or guilt through lack of knowledge of evil. There is no one in this world that can claim to be comepletely innocent. The world is full of people one of whome (barely) is sicass. Sicass with a carefully placed placed gap spells out sic ass. Ass is something Sicass is known to be very fond of as stated in sicass's post about the guy in the quarry . Acoording to most mainstream religions fondness of ass in a similar way to sicass is a sin and as innocence is freedom from sin Sicass is ''as guilty as sin''.

play

Free roles happen at online poker sites as do sit and goes and buy ins. Inns are type of hotel or guest house, and many have barns, Jesus was said to have been born in a barn on christmas day as was Anwar el-Sadat(Egyptian president)

Another famous egyptian is Mohammed Al Fayed whose son dated one of Tys friends mums.

Egypt is also famous for Mummys which are dried up dead people wrapped up in bandages. Bandages can be used on ankles when you fall over and twist it. It was a film by with a clown who went around killing people in a hamlet,and not the cigar kind or the play

looks like i killed another game

Marriage

Hockey is a game. One which we all enjoy. Beer is enjoyable also, unless you happen to be Bally and are being shoed every five seconds. I used to play for the second team, basically because there wasn't a third team. For the team is a sentance I often hear, usually followed by my prospect of a cosy bed for the night without being spooned. Scoops spoons people. He is also temporarily unemployed. This seems to be a problem for some old boys. Bouys float (bare with me here). So do some poos. This is banned in the girl's house. I have to pay lots of money to get my Banns read for my wedding. And that's just the price you pay for marriage.

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