OK, start with...

Hockey

hissy fit

my favorite of all as a keeper and a right!

What is the link between "hockey" and "hissy fit"?

I don't understand...

Start again....

Errr....

Christmas.

GayLord
Christmas - Michael Bolton famously sung 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' a christmas song - Bolton is a very grim town in Northern England - Emma comes from Bolton as does Peter Kay - Peter Kay famously wrote and starred in Pheonix Nights - Which also starred a character called Paddy - Paddy is another name for an Irishman - Gerry Boyd is Irish - Gerry Boyds favourite pub is the Peel although he also works at Sunwin House - The most popular card game sold at Sunwin House is Uno - Which can be Spanish for the number 1 - Number 1 is the number of the goalkeeper in many team games - Hockey involves using a hockey stick - Sticks are found on a tree - A collection of trees is often called a wood - Woodie is a character form the animated movie 'Toy Story' and also 'Toy Story2' - Woodie is also another name for a male erection - Simon Ball has often failed to get male erections whilst on the job - Why cant he get an erection while on the job? why it is obvious.............Simon Ball is Gay - we might also call him by the name, Gaylord

lord of the rings

lord of the rings came out at christmas time for three years running and chritsmas cards are given out shockinly at christmas, simon ball is gay and comes out this christmas! im am currently listening to a ratcher gay christmas song originally by wham but its been slowed down alot! in sweatys room and bally is masterbating over sweatys bed!
ps simon ball is really gay!
also legolas from lord of the rings has to be gay and will simon ball is gay therefore the link betweed gaylord n lord of the rings is finally established.
so in summary
simon ball is gaylord and legolas is gay as is bally so bally could be the gay one in lord of the rings!

fcuk, you really have exhausted your poor brain cells to death for this. havent you?? oh well.

Door-knob

Lord of the Rings is a trilogy which means there were/are 3 of them. 3 consecutive films telling the same story in fact. In the 1920s Huddersfield Town won the football league for 3 consecutive seasons telling the story that they were the best team. Autumn, Winter & Spring are also 3 consecutive seasons. Out of all of the seasons there are the only one missing in the list is Summer. The plural of Summer is Summers. Summers is the most popular surname in Burnley, Lancashire. Little Laura, by some coincidence is both from Burnley and has the surname Summers. She also has a mother called Ann. My mother isn’t called Ann, she’s called Jackie. Jackie Chan is in some films and shit and kicks people asses through the use of martial arts. So does Si Havil. Si Havil demonstrated this when door-knobbed by Hass a couple of weeks ago. Door-knobbed is a verb derived from the noun door-knob.

Axe
Door Knob - A Door Knob is an object fitted to a door that one uses to either close or open said door, it is also the object that one must touch having been 'door knobbed', if one fails to make contact with a doorknob having been doorknobbed then they are due a beating, another word for a beating is a pounding, pounding is what my brother/man Lexington Steele is paid very hansomely to do to a number poor unprepared white girls, an americann would call a girl a chick, white chicks is the title of a recent movie release about some cops who disguise themselfs as white chicks, cops are based in a police station, a station can also be a base for trains, ambulae (singular for ambulances) and fires, a fire station is a base for fireman who as part of their everyday job use firehoses, a firehose discharges water onto a fire, a tap also discharges water generally into a basin, one might find many basins at a hairdressers as they are used to aid in washing the hair, washing and cutting the hair is considered a beauty treatment, you can get a beauty treatment at a spa where it could be possible to get a any number of treatments, including a manicure, a manicure is a treatment for the nails, the nails are found at the tips of ones toes and also the tips of one fingers, Simon Ball famously had a finger stuck into his arse by an ex girlfriend (who coincidently actually also lost a finger nail up there!), Sam Magee has also asked for a finger to be stuck up his arse, as has Peck, Peck trees is what i imagine a Woodpecker would spend most of its time doing?, there is a famous cartoon woodpecker who goes by the name of Woodie, Woodie as we know is a slang term for an erection which as we also know Bally often fails to get whilst trying to doff his piece because he is infact a Gaylord, but i have already been there so, Woodie is also the name of teh Famous hollywood actor Woody Harrelson(sic) who has starred in many blockbuster films including 'White Men Cant Jump' and 'The Money Train', the money train also starred Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez is of Hispanic decent and might possibly speaks Spanish, Spanish as well as being spoken in Spain is also spoken in Mexico, there are a number of places that sell mexican food in bradford although there are generally a lot of places that sell food, places taht do can be called takeaways or restaurants, Shimla is one such restaurant, a dish sold at the Shimla is Bhuna which although good is no where near as nice as their kebabs, kebab is also a slang term for a womans sexual repoduction organs apparently because that is what they look like, although one might also say 'damn look at the axe wound on that' i stress might! an axe wound would be delivered with an axe and now i am infact very bored and forgot where i was going so i will say axe

Snow

An Axe is a sharp instrument for cutting wood...another insrment for cutting things is a knife which usually have plastic hadles...handles rhymes with candles which are often lit at this festive time of year...candles are made of wax as are the models at madam tusseads in london...london is the capital of England...Cardiff is the capital of Wales...Wales is a gay country which is joined onto England which is also the birthplace of Sweaty Palmer...Sweaty Palmer walks around in a pink lycra outfit shouting "i'm the only gay in the village" for most of the day...this is taken from the show "Little Britain"...Little is often a word used to describe Hass...Hass has a small todger and is slowly going blind because he has been wanking lots due to his lack of sex...blind people often use guide dogs...dog can also be used to desribe a member of the female sex...another word for sex is shag...a shag is also a type of sea bird...bird is what Hass has been trying to get - unsucessfully...Bradford City FC are also unsuccessful...Bradford has many different cultures many of which Butty has tried to sleep with...Butty is also another word for a Sandwich...Peck eats a lot of sandwiches...Peck enjoys the kinky pastime of watersports with Hass...another type of watersport is Skiing...Skiing can also be done on the snow which is where we come our next word SNOW

nemo

snow is one of the two constiuents of yellow snow, yello snow is fun to make but should never be touched! touched is the past tense for touch, touch is part of a song title by the blood hound gang. a gang is a group of people usually men but sometimes women who look like men! men is what bally likes especially in pink lycra. peck likes to kiss men as does bally, the next logical step would be for peck to kiss bally but i think thats happened. bally is gay, bally is very gay, bally likes men to do him up the ass! ass is where a brown substance with a bit of water in it comes out of.
water is a drink.
a drink is what u buy at the pub.
a pub is where circles are held usually.
circles have lots of carnage
carnage is another word for messy
messy is what happend when a babby hippo moves from the small pond to the big pond and isnt assented by its family!
a hippo lives in water and water is in the sea...
sea is where u can piss to keep warm if you ever get cold and are swimming in the sea!
when in the sea after a ship wreck for instance and with a group of friends.... if the sea is shark infested then its best to make a big circle by linking arms and the sharks apparently wont attack you (i chanllenge some one to test this theory) also if a shark does attack you your best hitting it on the nose as its the most sensitive part of the shark (again there lies a fresher challange).
shark is what bally wants to be but fails miserably cause he is GAY!
a shark can smell one drop of blood from a mile and a half away from the source *(amazing)
three sharks feature in finding nemo
finding nemo is a cartoon about a small gimp fish called nemo (shocking that)
nemo is the film my sister is watching now
there fore the link from snow to nemo is established.
so in summary
snow is yello
bally is gay
bally is gay
bally is gay
bally is gay
bally likes men
sharks have been mentioned
and sharks are in nemo!

Rubber Dog Shit

nemo is a spack fish...another spack is jonny as he can't score a goal!...score is what i do best...George Best was a silky with a drink problem, another person with a drink problem is Scouse...another "scouse" is Hass...Hass enjoys being pissed on, peck was unable to find anyone to do this to him at kettering therefore he took matters into his own hands an pissed on himself...kettering is a town in england where carnage occurs in September...September is a month in the year as is December which is when Christmas is...Father Christmas also called Santa and St Nicholas...Nicholas is the forename of a belgian gimp who had his mother Fed-ex his Club Jumper over for him...Fed Ex is the Company used in the film Cast Away which featured Tom Hanks who starred alongside Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail...Meg Ryan also starred in the brilliant film TOP GUN...Maverick (played by Tom Cruise) was told he could be "flying cargo plane full of Rubber dog shit outta Hong Kong" which is how we arrive at Rubber Dog Shit

While you were sleeping.

The Rubber dog shit in question was coming outta Hong Kong, Hong Kong is a place in the Far East, China is also a place in the far east, Keijan are an electronics company from China, Keijan used to sponsor Everton, Everton are now sponsored by Chang, Chang make Beer, I like beer but do not have a drink problem, People with drink problems go to AA meetings, Bally regularly attends AA meetings and therefore has problems. Falling asleep during sex is also a problem Bally is prone to. Which leads us to the film While You Were Sleeping

As I have successfully wrecked this game, I will make it easier for everyone.

New starting word

TOUR

Hot (those of you who were there will know, those who weren't - what goes on tour stays on tour!!!)

Ok, since no-one else saw fit to continue I'll comit the cardinal sin of playing out of turn and start again with

Aardvark